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Fellas- Seth and Issac Clearly
any individual that has any complaints about your website is not
in the unfortunate situation of sitting in a 5' by 5' cubicle all
day overworked and underpayed with nothing to provide any diversionary
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BIG BANG AT THE JC
This past week
(10/20/2001), I delivered a sermon at The Jewish Center's "Parallel
Service" which focused on issues of appropriate speech. Since
many Upper West Siders are reading and writing on bangitout.com,
I alluded to the site and to the fact that much of it is brilliant
and very funny, but some of its content crosses the line of propriety.
Some people speculated that Seth and Isaac must have secretly sponsored
the sermon in order to increase the traffic to bangitout.com, but
this silly rumor is obviously untrue (although traffic did triple
the day after the sermon). The real point of the sermon was for
me to not only get a piece of my own writing onto bangitout.com,
but in fact to get it posted front and center.
I met with
Seth and Isaac this week to talk about the sermon and the site,
and we had a very open, friendly, and productive conversation. In talking
to many people who have approached me this week, I realized that
what I said had caused Seth and Isaac embarrassment, and I apologized
to them for that. I had said in the sermon that I was not focusing
on any individuals -- that the message was meant for the community
as a whole, because so many people are writing and reading things
(which I think of as) better left unwritten and unread. But I realize
that despite that, many people took what I said as directed specifically
against Seth and Isaac, so I wanted to clarify and apologize. I've
known both guys on and off for several years, and I know they are
good people with good intentions. I have never thought of them as
anti-Judaism or anti-rabbis. I mentioned
in the sermon that the site is truly funny (OK, a lot of it is funny),
and that a lot of what's there expresses what's really on people's
minds as they negotiate careers, personal lives, and religious lives.
I was not specific about what I found troubling about the site,
but while Seth, Isaac, and I met, we visited bangitout together
and I offered one or two examples of the kind of stuff which, to
my mind, crosses the line. We all agreed that what's improper can
often be very funny; we also agreed that it's still improper, and
after looking at an example or two, we all agreed that some things
on the site do cross the line and should be removed. Some articles
have been rejected in the past because they crossed that line, too. Some people
have asked me, and some have asked Seth and Isaac: If I felt that
some things should be taken off the site, why I didn't just speak
to them privately rather than publicly? To explain my thinking:
What I said on Shabbat really was not directed at the Galenas more
than at everyone else; if it had been, I certainly would have spoken
just to them. But I spoke to the community as a whole because the
message does indeed have to do with everyone, and is not an individual
issue; the message was for everyone reading and contributing to
the site. My goal was not to have particular lines deIeted from
a particular website, but to raise everyone's attention and awareness
of the issue of what's right to write and read. I mentioned
on Shabbat that I hoped this would be the beginning of a community
conversation, and so far that has certainly been the case. If you'd
like to speak with me to talk -- either to meet, call, email, or
just talk after shul -- I'd be glad to do so. Rabbi Eitan
Mayer Assistant Rabbi,
The Jewish Center (212) 724-2700
ext. 15 Send bangitout.com
your thoughts. hehaho, you guys, keep it up and i'll cook you a batch of my choc-o-late
cookies so you kids can "chat" more and make me chuckle my shaitel
off, you slaphappy youth! Dear Webmaster --Your site has been picked as the USAJewish Site
of the week. All the best! Yori Yanover, Chief Editor I can't believe I've lived on the UWS for almost two years and
I just discovered your site (from a friend who just moved here,
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and for some reason, I didn't happen upon your site until this week.
I thought I had F u n n y ! !yudbenyud@aol.com What up boys, tzvi ratner-stauber here, love the web-site. The
lubav jokes I never seen a guy who could do a website and not get a hundred
on my test! did you get the Hundred?? Did you? don't make me bring
out the fisticoffs...My wife just gave birth, but shiur starts at
9, so I'm here at 9! As a longtime bangitout fan with a particular affinity for
BangForwards,
I just want to address one concern. Despite what our phalo-centric
culture might suggest, Girlz bang too. Sure it's not the same as
the way a guy might bang, but nonetheless, it happens. So how do
you think we sistahs feel when instead of being encouraged to bang,
we are told to simply "slut it up?" Womyn everywhere want to bang
with the knowledge that their bangs, while feminine, are still raging.
Keep up the great work you male chauvenist pigs.
To my dearest duplicated bangable friends, What the Bang happened to me!??!?!!??!?! I have not seen a reference
to myself or the great city of Cleveland on your website! That?s
Banged up! Next time I?ll be sure to follow Bangitout.com protocol: 1) Buy Slut Gear Dear Seth, I've tried many remedies. I've lived outside New York, went to
YU (the academic banging capital of the world), spent several Shabboses
on the Upper West Side, and I've slept with Avi Korn. I also adopted
a Philipine Pygmy, and named him Isaac. He doesn't speak English
yet, but even he is well on his way to banging, while I am left
in the arid desert that is the land of the non-banging. Do you know
how many New Yorkers are here with me? The statistics are enough
to drive a person insane. Chuck "Dana Casher" Cohen,
non-banger extraordinnaire, and butt of future jokes regarding work
and e-mail incompetence. Never has such an immense amount of free time been put to such
good use..well except for maybe those guys that are curing disease,
feeding the hungry, negotiating world peace and stuff. Kudos,
This site was great! Finally, a place where i could learn about
the migrating and mating habits of Bangi Trout. Thanks, bangitrout
.com!!? I must say, I accidentally stumbled upon your website
while I was trying to set up my own personal hate site domain. I
am a professional southern klansman and general biggot with a strong
focus towards minorities and the Baldwins. While i decided to set
up my excommunication site, i tried Ban,'Git Out! .com , and fell
upon your site. After spending much time banging through the entertaining
forwards and Daily Bangs, in addition to a number of your thought-provoking
Special Features, I feel that my philosiphy on life was mis-guided.
You have helped me to the true road in life- I am becoming a beat-nick
hippie, who has a membership at OZ, and an affinity towards slutty-frum
women with cell phones. Is there a kiddush at KOE this shabbos? from white hood to black bekeshe,
"henay kale..."
Hey bangers, I wanted to inform you that I stumbled upon your web
site on accident, but it was quit possible the best thing that happened
to me. After reading your banging material, I started banging, off
and on. After a while, but not before I was ready, I started banging
every week. Now I bang everyday, sometimes even twice a day. I tell
you I have more energy, I am stronger and I look better too. I tell
ya my life has changed for the better. Harris - Texan, Born and Raised "i have a headache like hell is on fire in my brain. i am clenching
my teeth really tight all the time and i feel like my eyes are going
to pop out of my head in seconds. i am on my second cup of coffee
and i am going to fall over. the only decent sleep i got last night
was for the five minutes between snooz presses from 7:15-7:20, during
which i drooled uncontrolably for the first time since 5752(taf
shin nun bet). i somehow got to the train by 7:45... ..and that's a Hangover that Bangs!"
Dear Sirs,
As a prominent member of the Philadelphia community, I am writing
you to issue my intense dissapointment with the new inernet web
site entitled "bang it out dot com". I had previously heard scandelous
allegations involving a permanent emigration of the Galena Brothers
"Seth" and "Isaac" from their native home in Philadelphia. Despite
my unwillingnmess to accept such a rumor, I sadly learned from reliable
informants and several well--respected national publications that
it was, indeed, factual in nature.
To my further dismay, I have recently had the displeasure of "clicking"
on the new website. I noticed immediately an obvious lack of references
to heir hometown, the proverbial hood from which they grew. Seth
even details his involvement in a well-know New York firm, which
shall remain nameless due to legal considerations still pending
at this time. In fact, The only time the word "philly" appears on the site, there
is a shameful error line put through it. I also wish to draw you
attention to the "daily bang", March 3, 2001 which is replete with
torrid references to the "Upper West Side", among others. Furthermore,
the unwitting involvement of the Galena mother, a dedicated member
of the Philadelphia community for as long or perhaps even longer
than myself, is entirely uncalled for and clearly withour her knowledge
or consent. I write to you first in order to give you time to mend your ways.
As "Purim", the Jewish holy day of atonement nears, please make
use of the opportunity to avail yourselves of this terrible misdeed.
Clean yourselves with drink, and mend your deeds through it's healing
ways. It truly would be unfortunate to get R. Hirsch involved. A wise man once said, "Whos gonna win the race? the pig? or the
cow? uh oh, here comes the pig - but wait, the cows gonna win! the
pig lost the race - do we eat the pig? No, we dont eat the pig,
its not kosher! thats right, its not kosher!" Not kosher indeed. Sincerely, Joshua Landa Bang, bang, on the door baby! |
