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Rave Reviews: celebrities of the Upper West Side 
and beyond. 

 
"Being a Jewish Parole Officer means one thing: I recognize way too many people at Bangitout parties" - Hillel Green, St. Louis's marathon running officer of the law "If you do one thing for the people of Tibet- we can go from Aleph Tibet!"- Shana Warshatsky, Project Runway/Theadwiz  addict and the Upper West Side's next top model  
“The Jumba Jewz is lose! Anyone Havalight? Bangitout is on fire” - - Jon Brody, Insanely fun promoter of good times & by far most addictive smile on the West Side "Lifetime should do a teen-educating flick about dating on the UWS, naturally it'll be set in the Divebar. Bangitout can sponsor!"- Daniella Mayer, UWS/Staten Island's Sales and Development Director
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"It's my birthday, does anyone know how to make a drink called a carpet bomb?" - Ruth Kentor, Squirrel Hill living, AP teaching, salmon dinner making, and about to be awarded best teacher in the country "Getting a job is easier than getting on bangitout." - Andrew Bronfeld, Law Schooling, Lower East Side celeb whose MOO-ved on up to the UWS (to Apt #1P).
"Negotiations are fun, but introducing yourself to random strangers in elevators is a lot more interesting" - Sara Hiltzik, super smiling, Law schooling, broadway gal "Out-of-towner parties are the best. PS. Cleveland rocks. JUST KIDDING!" - Lauren Levy, I-Banking, matchmaking, party throwing, Emory alumn who finally gets her place on the UWS walk of fame (BIO)
"bangitout should get on Broadway soon, I'm running out of shows I haven't seen!" - Ayala Yasgur, Law schooling, AC visiting, broadway going, hottest ticket on the west side "If a patient asking you to see if they have crabs, that is a clear sign it's time to take a vacation" - Sari Rubin, NE Philly babe, Yale going, super  tanned hot doc in LA 
"3 kids hitched in 8 months. I recommend everyone drink the water at the Korn home" - Jacob Schulder, Rav Simon Masmid, E. Kranzler chassid and lead singer of "my sharona" "Sure nothing can beat bangitout beach volleyball, but my birthday party might come close!"- Tali Koss, hands down best eyebrows on the west side 
"When's bangitout's Jewish Music Festival?! Joel can make chicken fingers, followed by an Orenstein family BBQ!!" Michelle Orenstein
(M-Lo), Torah and psych studying, guitar playing, Dancing Queen of Queens
 "Is it me, or do 90% of all Jews on the Upper West Side know Sheemon?"- Ayelet Nelson, La tripping, social workin, marrow transplanting, 7Hing babe (related to the the Nelson twins by name only) 
"Designing the perfect kosher kitchen, requires some serious banging, blechs and blowtorches"" - Vickie Evanchik, #1 reason why Jewish Cleveland rocks "Working at the Bangitout Party was almot as hot as working the Dive Bar!"- Will Green, Real Estate Lawyer by day, Dive Bar most beloved customer, by night....and by day. 
"My only questions is will there be swing dancing at the new years bash!?" - Dalya Rotter, LA's swinging Penn alum and all-star nightshift nurse (who puts Gaylord Focker to shame)   Shabbos new years at apt 9b in the keywest. then Saturday night bangitout - my hair will be insane!"- Sam Rabi, legistical analyst & party god/guide of the west side 
"Waffles and Torah- I love Israel!" -Edie Molot, Ottowa's Talmudic 
Rainforest Savin, Ultimate playin, Jerusalem street name expert and KOE legend
"Can I wear ski pants to the new years party!?" - Heather Glubo, world traveling, anti skibunny, & west side's rookie of the year 
"The Upper West Side is no Great Neck, but I do get stopped in the street more here and asked for Kirsten's autograph!" - Sam Crane, TEMPORARY Upper Westsider, PricewaterhouseCoopers insurance accountant, and budding snowboarder "Everyone should have a bikkiyus in GI Joe, Spaceballs, and all Adam Sandler movies" - Liza Wolf, leezie Marathon running Wunderwoman of the West Side 
"You can do it, I can help" - Aaron Stein, "Mr. Home Depot" of the West Side (and birthday boy) "Being a snowboard instructor in Vermont, working on movies in Arkansas, or even spending shabbos in Atlantic City, doesn't compare to being on Bangitout!" - Than Durgin, Connecticut's spiritual outdoorsy J-leader in the making...
"If shabbos in Israel involves "diner food", all-star KOE Lil' Debbie kiddushes and park lounging - I will be in heaven!" - Leah Kaplan, Harvard's official artistic consultant to UWS third grade tye-dye birthdays "Who says westsiders don't get engaged?" - Marc Goldmann, The genius behind SawYouAtSinai
& Yao Ming of the west side
"Who says westsiders don't get engaged?"  - Batsheva Elbaz, bangitout's elshabang!
 
"Who says westsiders don't get engaged?" - Yaffa Zweig, Most popular Jewish Jersey girl of all time & the New Mrs. Kaffit
"South Africa, Houston, Ghetto West Side, now bangitout.com? Oy!" - Nadine Schulman, diamond dance floor Texan, Not-into-the-scene scene President "Galena! Huge fan of the site, ummm now what kind of bagel did you want?" Avinoam Miller, baltimore's shlock rocking, Goldberg Bageling all-star bangitout fan
How long, how long will I slide....I don't believe the West Side is baddd" - Alan Zeitlan, hands down best male rock voice in the Jewish world (banging out acapella nowadays)
 
"Even though Michigan did not make the tournament, they are stil winners in my apartment"- Rachel Trauring, Brooklyn commuting, Go BLUEing, sweetest social worker on the west side
"Does anyone realize how funny I am? Just check the comments section on any article." - Frieda Shor, Brooklyn's ranting and raving most hysterical gal "Wow, I really got to start working out again if this is what bangitout thinks of me!" - Shammai Ellman, Philly's Techie guru and x-MTA/YU wrestling Legend
"Moving to 110th street makes me feel like I'm FADING LIKE A FLOWER off of the Upper West Side"- Ilana Segal, 80's singing, torah learning Upstate/town NYing lady "One prerequisite for being a rabbinic intern on the West Side: Dress well, &  know bangitout clur"- David Polsky, The most eligible Rabbinic Intern north of 95th St.

"Now that I'm a dad, an out-of towner, and almost a lawyer, it's about time someone made fun of me!" - Harav Yoni Henner, HAFTR legend and PENN Law's shtarkest talmid (2nd to Harav Shreck) "I hear this local  band Sugarfoot is bangin!!" - Ariella Levy, Passionate Painter and Karaoke Queen of the West Side 
"Look Ezra and Lea, mommy is on bangitout! Phil, did Ehud Segev "mentalize" me up on the site?"  - Gila Pfeffer, Highland Park's  fashion   Goddesss...her new line: Miss-Thirty  "My Ph.D. graduate school thesis: why bangitout is da bomb" - Benjie Flusberg, Jewish genius and Reishit's only fluent Hebrew speaking alumn  
"Washington Heights is like the TV show 'The Heights', except they have a choir"  - Elisheva Cantor, Lower Merion born teacher and art history buff "Forget Times Square, get me the bangitout New Year's Eve PARTY VAN on the line -
ChassiDick Clark, The person you will watch at home if you don't come to the BIO New Years party at Caliente Cab Co. in the Village
"My wedding will bring down the Random HOUSE! "- Miriam Abramowitz, Books that Bang Former brilliant editor and Aron's spectacular spectacular  "Even in Passaic, bangitout gets an unofficial sign of OU approval" - Rivka (Gershon) Zauderer,  Rabbi Zauderer and the OU's super (web)master 

"For a couple Mexicans, you guys sure know how to put a Jewish Educational website together, let's Go to Print" - Esther Robinson, HotLanta's Publishing Chaquita "Being dubbed 'Lo YAIR Kol Chamaso' for 6 years finally has paid off"- Yair Oppenheim, Film Editor, Nintendo Master and World Expert on the Functions of Film Music
"Being a Bangitout.com dancer is tough, but if you got skills and coordination, it's as easy as the CPA exam, right Baily?" David Bincewitz, Libby and Baily's fashion and NFL Expert and Bangiout's official Queens' Justin Timberlake  "S, I'm finally getting more news coverage than you do, and from a more reliable source" - Yechiel Septimus, Brooklyn's hottest up-n'-coming writer that bangs  
"Uh, does this Henna stuff come out in the shower?"- Chana Perel Lawrence, Passaic's Hysterical History Buff now Baltimore bound (to Yaqov)  "If the UWS had as many fine looking Jews as we do here. I'd be a married man...or atleast a father." - Dorian Levy, The newest Rollerblading, Ultimate Sy Syming, LA's Blonde Haired Blue Eyed Official Jewish French Heartthrob of the Upper West Side 
"I now know what a girl has to do to get on this website" - Miryam "Seth is hot" Reinitz, Staten Island's Volcano Roll &  Diet Arizona Ice Tea addict  + BIRTHDAY GIRL  (11/11) email  her here "Happy Birthday Miryam!, in honor of this special day I got Frank Lautenberg to come into Pizza Cave and say hi " - Naomi Lichtman, Teaneck's fun-loving Lazy- Beaning corn-rowing gal 
"I would like to call upon Mr. Jeff Kasowitz, friend of the Galenas, to be named the next celeb on the bangitout.com website " - Jeff Kasowitz San Fran Guitar God who enjoys crashing in NYC,  following Phish and interpreting Andrea's A+ lingo "Zoey, say hello to Raggety Ann, your daddy!"- Amy and Josh Buchsbayew, The Troublemaking Teaneck Duo who still can't believe Andy likes girls, let alone got married to such an awesome one
"On Shawbis, I can go with the curl or the straight. Us Canadians like to mix it up, and on occasion, bangitout" Ilana Weinberger, Hot Hospital working-visa Canadian, currently on look out for a greencard (wink wink) "Do we send a thank you card for this crap? "- Andy and Andrea Goldberg, the goldbergs, day one
"We Are ON BANGITOUT! Finally all that minyan-going, Dorot-packaging or getting engaged paid off!!! " Lori Friedman and Rob Rubin, the UWS's all-star mitzvah couple  Considering I found my roomies on bangitout, I guess Mi casa su casa. Miryam you too!" - Erica Schachne,  Sweetest NYU Master of the James Tower and a real bangitout Pal 
"The West Side rests on 3 Things: Torah, Music & bangitout parties" Avrumi Sachs, The most talented Teacher, Music DJ  in the Jewish (Upper) Western (Side) hemisphere.     "My bangitout.com poetic license  allows me to say the following statement: Damn I'm hot!" - Baruch November,  The most poetic Steamtown Red Barron POET to hit the west side
"Bangitout Hats are excellent indie concert gear, but heck so are stern college sweatshirts" - Yael Reisman, Jewish indie hipster gal, ridding the world of stern stereotypes daily "I personally have cut down to AIPAC a day...of reading bangitout.com" - Michelle Lebowits, The Jewish Center's Israel Solidarity Mission Goddess
"Where else can you find a 4-hr davening, a shabbos keg and 3 drunk rabbinic interns? --must be in the Hamptons" - Eitan Mintz, The Hamptoner Rebbe in training (@ the MTV beach house) "I live in Washington Heights because my parents kicked me out of Teaneck!" - Leah Schild, blackout 2003 pizza deliverer/ psychologist, Lazy Bean goddess
"There is one way to create a real community on this West Side of ours: Bangitout Shabbat-O-Grams"- Randy Moddel, Detroit's super athletic dude-ranching dude 
(who seems to make everyone he meets feel RANNNDYYY)
"Eric, with the amount of stuff you have accumulated over the years, we may need to rent a much bigger space when we get married (like OfficeMax)" - Lisa Golub, Marlboro, NJ's most talented artist to hit the Upper West Side
"The real reason why any woman goes into investment banking is for.... the bankers? (real mergers an acquisitions!!)" - Eden Brandwein,  Upper West side's I-bankging, party going babe  

"If my sister was voted "Not Frum", then I probably should be voted "Not good at Frisbee" - Michael Strapp, Harvard Law School's/ Vered's "ultimate" man 
"How you Galenas play frisbee, or do anything, without my comic relief is 'ultimately'  beyond me" - Josh "Gush" Goldberg, hedge funding financial wizard and 1st Investor into the bangitout "ultimate" sneakers IPO "ON Bangitout!!! And I thought being in the Hamptons was wild enough!"- R' Yishai Hughes, Worcetster and the Hampton's shul Rabbinical Allstar, Supervisor, RuachMaster extraordinaire
"Bitten and burnt in the Hamptons takes on a whole new meaning with bangitout.com!" - Miriam Gross , lawschooling,sunbathing favchoosing, Brooklyn's honorary member of the Bangitout Mens Hampton Rabbinical Squad. "Hey, isn't Bangitout ASSUR?" - Leslie M. Pappas, Detroit/Israel's Puma Sneak Wearing, DvarTorah Telling, Pastry Chefing, AntiCoedCamping, Petwanting, Kiruv Allstar, Oudoorsy lawyer, MMF addict
"I don't understand why you would have to get a new roommate... I am here more than Robbie and Shemon combined" - Randi Packer, official  accountant of  apartment 7H "My idea of a good time is riding my bike everywhere in my patented bowtie-n-boxers look. I don't leave home without it" - Eliav Bock, Ramah kayaking, rabbinical studying, wacky all around great guy
"MY FIRST TIME IN ISRAEL and all I want is shwarma 24/6, and a bangitout event guide?" - Aryeh Goldsmith, 24/6's basketballing, BBQing technology guru - "i.e., the crazy roommate" "Israel is the best place on earth, besides Memphis, of course. Right, Lollie?"- Ariel Weiner, Super happy JUST MARRIED PENN grad, who is the Blondest jewish gal on earth
"Is Bangitout on Crack? I don't see what my drug habit has to do with this discussion. Hey, who is Guy Peirce anyway?- Amy Shiner, UWS's Neighborhood regression analyst, Ben & Jerry's Aficionado and ofcourse all-star aerobic crack user "Hey, is anyone up for a last-minute shabbos meal? I can get my hands on some wine, despite those pesky "Prohibition" laws-
Josh Furman, 1930's-styling engineer/lawyer, zoot-suit-Zibbit replacement
"Does spotting the bangitout.com webmaster count as seeing someone famous in the Park?" - Arlene Freedberg, Southern (Africa) gal & Teach-America's Miss Universe "Yikes, I am on BANGITOUT and ONLYSIMCHAS! Take that Storf!" - Dee Dee Weberman, UWS's engaged trading floor stern alumn all-star
"Living in LA, is much like Lower Merion, except far less TV, Septa, Aneesa... "  - Abby Schwartz, Happy minyaning, TV exec in the making. (soon to produce "AM I FRUM or NOT" The Series) "In my mind, making the bangitout Rave Reviews is the equivalent to making Law Review" - Galete Levin, #1 Brooklyn law abanging citizen, who enjoys cutting & pasting IM's, Box Tree,  and her entire Brandeis crew (team)
"Being open minded is the only way we can survive as a unified people. Well that or everyone start reading bangitout religiously" - Julia Zuckerman, Law schooling LA babe who enjoys rallying for a more peaceful Taboo game   "Pass the Merlot? Very good choice indeed, sir" - Gabe Schiff, Wharton Alumn Real Estate Wine Expert Appraiser  
"Who knew the West Side Kollel Dinner would have a table for bangitout and that I would have the, um,  zechus to sit there?"  - Phil Witner, Happy-go-lucky accountant who is moving on up, to the West Side Coast "JUST 15 minutes and I guarantee you'll either find your quality modern orthodox bashert, or um, you'll be  laughing harder than the bangitout purim shpiel!" - Carla Shron, Kansas gal who puts the fun in Fondue 
"Being on the site is more exciting than an intense game of Boggle" - Shira Kaufman, Founding member "Not in the Scene" Scene,-- "if you know her, she's not doing her job" "Feelin' sick? bang-out some Gemara Shabbos home remedies! and if that fails, try a Purim shpeil"  - Steven Schwartzberg, the incredible Ivy league talmudic consultant & Starter of the Galena-Schwatzberg 7:30 minyan
"In my book, Purim is for pimpin!" - Aaron Spool, U-Mich bound, rant expert, and winner of Bangitout's Annual Costume Award. Respect. "One word: Peasachdic!" - Joey Segal, Chicago's All-star indie skier,  and professional JCC lockeroom nudity expert
"I may have changed my email address, but I am still hardcore" Cory Grafstein, the most hardcore chicken soup loving trader to grace the east side "Being a Jewish teacher in a Quaker school is the best - I get 45 minutes of silence everyday!" - Lea Ashear, the wackiest sefardic teacher from Rutgers ever to hit the West side  
"The world stands on three things: Torah Avodah  and cheesy 80's Karaoke" - Alan Mitrani, The Hedge funding, Kareoking, Tuesday night learning, Lower East Sides's secret UWS agent "Banking and Banging... seem to go hand in hand -  Plus, you have to do both 6 days a week" - Yossi Knoll, The Hardest working Knoll brother with the best taste in ties and twin brothers
"As a child talent-agent I am very impressed to see so much appealing  immature humor on this site, right up my alley!" -  Dina Bogner, 101st sts Queen of Cool.   "I am Craig Englander and I am an alcoholic part of the JC young leadership committee." - Craig Englander, Penn grad who enjoys long walks on the beach in  black-tie shabbos attire  
"Bangitout would be a great name for a construction company. or a Jewish humor website, either or" - 
Michael Cinamon
, OZ's freshest young professional Gabbai for hire
"A good place to loose your virginity is at Darchei Noam.... you're Torah-laining-virginity that is" - Rachel Boim, UWS's favorite skiing financier
"I know you like listening to Shania Twain, but listening to her and singing like her are two completely separate things. Happy Birthday!" - Sara Fisher, Atlanta's budding new artist and upper west sider "Dear Ndugu, Twist & Shout is my "Go to" karaoke song, and for a young guy like yourself, bangitout is the Goto website!" - Tuvy Meyer, Wedding Ade extrodanaire and actual MTA graduate
"This site mention is possibly my greatest achievement since scoring a goal against the Russians in YU soccer class. Wait, did I ever score?" - Jon Douek, St. Louis' most chilled out dude to ever grace the Heights "There is one thing that makes or breaks a good dessert party: jello-shots and country music" - Elana Bekerman, U of Maryland grad and The Jewish Center Young Leadership's hottest new southern recruit
"Whether I'm playing slots in AC, listening to awful acoustic jams, or just snacking on shabbos chili. These bangitout dudes sure know how to have fun being complete idiots!" Drew Rothstein, Computer wizard, Union Square gang member, and Penn's varsity Fro club.  (Sateesh for President!) "SEE, I told you I am blonde!!!" 
-
Aliza Kolton  Josh's Place most frequent visitor

"For Better or worse, you Galena boys make stuff happen, and for that I'm your biggest fan" - Becky Strapp, UWS's Not in the Scene, Scene President "Star look-a-likes are so funny, although these may slightly disrupt me from the world inside my head" - Ravital Kranzler, Violining, Counter-pointing, Josh's placing, Guide of the perplexed
"I jog, learn, bike, sing, and save the jewish world, and that's just my Sunday" - Chaim Motzen, Runner's World ALL- non-for-profit- Jewish-AMERICAN of the year "Singing Counting Crows with the bangitouters on guitar always gets people -- why is everyone leaving!" Andrea Kasewitz, Goldberg's sweetheart & Boston's Tuftest Doc to be.
"Now when people Google-search my name they wont land on some mad German scientist anymore! I have internet self-worth!" - Geoff Dworkin, Detroit's stylin' Hakotel alumn who secretly had friends at Reishit and was proud of it "Sorry ladies, I am in the middle of a real intense relationship ...with my dog" - Cory M. Baker, the slickest blonde Jewish lawyer/party promoter/comedian/ bodyguard in the world
"As a new westsider I feel like I get the privilege to be on this website, but should I goto the new years party?" - Suri Solomon, hands-down most calm driver in the city "Between giving Chazurah shiur and saving Klall Yisroel, perhaps I can spare some time to Hock"
- Super  Ricky Rothberger, Briefcase carrying Talmudic superhero.
"Pastorically speaking, not only am I a now a Rabbi, but I also am trained in guitar counseling with a concentration in rally meditation - Thank You Chovevei! " - Jonathan Duker, Philly's newest slacker rabbi for our times "Bangitout needs to start going global and move off the westside to a nice city like, say, Boston?" - Raphi Savitz, How do you like them apples bangin' Reishit Alumn
Volunteering in Israeli Hospitals is simply awesome, but not quite as awesome as Isaac Galena's taste in vintage "Slut" clubbing sweaters.Yael Bergknoff, UMDNJ's secret sweater-Wearing, Hospital-volunteering, master Indian tongue-Greeter "After volunteering, dorming and Nargila-ing with bangitout.com's editor in Israel, I can honestly say this website is a F***in' S***!! Benji Matta, Toronto's bangin' Magen-D Adom volunteer and All-star advanced-beginner Hebrew wizard
"Living in Israel is alot like Arizona besides there are alot more people with little hats on their heads" - Yonatan Frimer, the real life Joey Tribiani of Jerusalem, Israel "Now that I have a great UWS apartment & job, the only thing I am missing now is a...um, gym?" - Dovid Knoll Bringing his hot latkes from  West Hempstead to the West Side 
"I'll admit it, the only bangitout fan more deserving of this prestigious honor is.... my brother" - David Schreiber, West side's temporary burn-unit Doctor (calm down he's married) "PT school keeps me soo busy, so if I have a second to spare I generally do not check bangiotut.com!" - Michelle Gres, The uppers west side's Swiss Miss Gourmet
yael galena "See, I really do know the makers of the bangitout website!.... Now maybe my amazing TABC A.P. BIO (BangItOut)  students (nerds) will believe me" - Rivka Ross, The last of the Chesed doing, Chanukah partying gals to bang it out
Sharona Korn Rebecca Kardin
Lauren Weltz Shari Sussman
"I generally either teach chemistry, rock climb or attend some wholesome bangitout.com parties" - Joey Zonenshine, Seattle's Egyptian/Israeli/ Portuguese/Cuban man of steal Jenny Deinstag
"Hey dude mate, where is my car Vegemite?
(I'll be in the States another 6 days so anyone wanna date me, email me now. I am a Dr.)" -
Adam Feldman, Director of Sales, bangitout-Down Under! Click Here to go Down Under
"Well now hold up a minute. If Adam can be on the website so can I! Us Aussies stick together! " - Lisa Zimmet, Adelaide representative bangitout-Down Under! Click Here to go Down Under
"When you have a party where both the cops as well as the bangitout PartyVan show, you know it was a good party"- Josh Kurtz, CEO, Westside Parties Gone Wild "Going to Israel and volunteering was totally awesome. Being back on the west side is well, ...a bummer" -Sarah Finegold, the quintessential redhead of the west side.
"These bangitout dudes knocked down pins faster than they drink hot apple cider at our annual Chanukah Party!" - Michelle Zigelman, Israel's newest fundraising Bowlarama babe "When I think Israel political activism, I think bangitout.com, 
um that, or OZpac" - 
Ethan Isenberg, The all-around Israel Fair-ing, Mission-ing, Rally-ing dude.
"To really understand the LA mentality, one must first grasp the fundamental concepts behind Kivi and Tuki" -  Aryeh Goldberg, LA's BangitoutWest CEO, Party Shadchun, and inappropriate Grab-bag distributor "The Baguette Bar on 50th is now open for business!! Finally, I have my own swish-a-thon/
softball league  corporate sponsor"  -
Eli Mandelbaum, The UWS's leading minyan-making entrepreneur
"There are certain fellas who spend their lives living in the 80's...and then there are boring  people (Ashkenazim)" -  David Alhadeff   CEO, Sefardics for Van Halen and most hardcore Jewish 80's fan of all time "The Chanukah Party last year was a blast - latkas, grab-bags, and basherts, OH MY!" -  Robbie Zellner, Michelle's havdala making, haircut getting, Engaged TIVO wizard   
Top ten things Brooklyn and Minneapolis have in common...um Moredchai help me out on this one!"  - Naomi Storfer UWS's Engaged TriplelayerKugel Master and Mbodek's super scoobie spin  "Nothing beats denying someone benefits and then  having a good meal/date at Va Bene" -Lee Gorin, NYC's newest Pep boy
"Getting engaged is the easy part... Mincha at Israel Rallies, now there's a challenge!"
Barry Cooper Kinneret's Investment Banking, Twinaholic, Dvar Torah Master 
As a kosher wine connoisseur, there are only two wines that work on the West Side, Rashi and Rashi" Rachel Markowitz,  freshman RA in Keywest dorms
"With Monica getting hitched, I think we should decide on who Sheemon will be sharing a room with" - Bat Bornstein, Aaadvertising exec of the James Tower "Purple silk kippahs are my mincha attire of choice - thank you bangitout.com!"
Steven Westerman, J-basketball allstar, Georgi's Mosad Foot Soldier and number one patron of Diamond Dairy
"6 people in my class + childhood weight problem + excessive intake of rice cakes  = bangitout.com staff member" - Avi Korn, Penn Talmudic warrior born and raised by the power of Greystone (Road) "Bangitout.com is a fun website to goto when I am not cuttin the rug or cutting someone's spleen - Dr. Ilana Moche, Medical adviser for bangitout parties and newest resident of the UWS
"With bangitout.com and the JC Young Leadership in my apt I could goto Ireland and not miss a beat" - Felicia Firetag, Los Angeles' hottest jap "If being part of the bangitout.com legal team means I get a pic on the website.. I'm 100 % pro bono" - Leslie Teichman, CEO, Tiechmans for Bangitout Foundation
"No, PopacK that is not really a picture of me. But if it was I would be getting mad law school chicks (um, frum only)" - Richie T. Frolich, Staten Island's fav law-schooling, golf addict, & BIO sports editor "Sure, Cambridge or BIO doesn't hold a candle to Prenzlauer Berg, but at least my apartment is across the street from my office!" -Rachel Milner, Potomac's legendary German speaking, RUSH drumming, NCSYing (w/ the galenas) X-West Side goddess
"I'm on the 1 year Germany, 1 year West side, 25 year Philly plan" -Ellie
Schainker
,
World Saving, "No need to thank her" Recently engaged, TA Philly All-star
"Pass me my chair... I am about to finish my Little Mermaid Solo. And children, DO NOT get in my way!"- Aliza Cole, The James Tower's most INSANE Israeli Taboo player ever
"Going to Philly for the holidays is so great because I know every Philly born young couple there (all 4 of them) plus I get to see Sheemon! - Debbie Stein, All-star Rutgers Alum and star of the movie "Kissing Jessica Avi Stein" "Living in San Diego is like vacationing in Club Med all year round. Wanna to create a mini West Side there?  email me" Suri Brody, Most underrated, Tijuana tripping, party personality on the UWS
"Nice site Goldenas! I hope we can take another roadtrip and not wimp out and get gas. Good night Jay." - Eli Scheiman, most underrated law school cohain to come out of Philly since Rick "Sorry guys, can't do it tonight. We are 6 months behind Michiganian  styles. We are going to have to lay you off." Joey Wilson, luckiest MBA student to return to Umich since Tom Dolan
"Maybe I could design a line of bangitout/ Michelle Deborah hats! Although you probably wont get to meet Brittany Spears" Malki Mermelstien, sweetest hat designer on the UWS "Does anyone want to go to Israel with me for 5 weeks? Call me and we can schmooze (chavairot only)."- Amir Perlson, Ultimate melamdim and frisbee all-star in the West Side (kollel)
"Under age Clubbing at Bling Bling and playing Exotic Robot with bangitout twins is much more fun than Pickles!!" -Danielle Erin Kasirer, LA's hottest tennis, pool, and ping pong underage teen phenom out of Beverly Hills since Joleigh Kasirer "Hot married couples, Evan and 'Jarod', shalosh seudos and an intro (mission statement) that will go down as one of my finest since my role in Family Prayers. LA is the answer!"- Tzvi Ratner-Stauber greatest chest-hair and wheeler in LA, and only 2 steps from Kevin Bacon (Jane Jenkins!!)
"Rena, Will ya(goda) marry me? " - Josh Zelig (JZ), Frisch Basketball Genius, and author of the new bestseller "My Roommate is a Freak, and other Reasons to get Engaged" "FINALLY, the first Phoenixian Lawyer to get on bangitout.com. Lon, did you put them up to it?" - Marcy Block, Acapella Goddess and bangitout.com West Coast travel adviser
"This website is more jammed packed than my shower, bathroom, living room, this past weekend! " - Uncle Ben Fass The folk singing, chabad-going doctor and greatest host in LA "The July 4 BIO comping trip was really fun. I attribute that to Ondy, and Nechama's Condy, and Arye's...scents of humor" - Suzanne Selingot, Washington Heights hottest new Belgian Astrologer
"There is nothing better in this world than downing a thick, yet holy, Liter of Sabra Orange Liquor. It makes me feel all goofy inside." - Dan Relles, Singer of the hit single "Relles the love we have" "As a Doctor, I have learned to sleep anywhere... Including the bangitout headquarters. (AKA my brother's overpriced room) - Oren Fass, 415's most prevalent bar chord playing guest
"Choose a career is like choosing your roommates... pick something and someone completely insane"- Rachel Schmell, Mckinsey's favorite Yiddish speaking consultant A good bochur has got to Chazur, and when he's done, he should Chazur more until he is..uhh Yonaton read the tosfos!"- Daveed Perl, YULA's Sarachek Hall of Famer, Bikur Cholim Rockstar, & Camouflage Backpacker. (Talmud Muvhak of Rav Hirsh).
"Only after four years of medical school, am I finally starting to understand the infamous Galena frisbee lingo ...someday I'll 'get there' - Michai Mazar, 2001 MVFD, Most Valuable Frisbee Doctor on the UWS "If Eric didn't have me, I think he still would be making brisket in a toaster for the bangitout.com staff, while commuting to NYC from Cleveland" - Joel Kirzner, Nicest guy/apartment on the west side (for this week atleast)
"If Finklestien can get engaged, the entire West Side will be married by next year. Guaranteed" - Shimy "Shjimbob" Stienmetz, The Ceasar Salad, Rav Reichman, tropical shirt wearing, frisbee king "Wow, the shifrettes will be impressed that I made it on the website; however does this mean that I owe Seth a Macabee?" - Shifra Goldberg, most athletic non-Upper West Sider on the Upper West Side
 "Girls (molly), Girls (Jodi), Girls (shush)!"- Tyrone McFlurry, UWS pizza deliver drug cartel and Orthodoxxx wedding dance floor diva "Arye, I know you have Tyrone's money, so you better kiss your mezuzahs goodnight" - Sue-Z Kentor, Tyrone McFlurry's and Stephon Marbury's  bashert
"The key to getting on the bangitout.com (and only simchas) is sitting next to the Galenas at a wedding, well that and knowing their roommate" - Andrea Katzenstien, The Westmont's best kept secret L. B. loving your stickers and website, Does that necessitate a kiss?" - Laurent Bensimon, Bringing a happy hour to global email listserves and Morrocan Minyans throughout the West Side (just mention Laurent's list)
"Seattle needs more props on this website. Can I write a Starbucks that bangs section?"- Laura Norman, Upper East Side's Supersonic party animal "Steven may have won the swish-a-thon - but I got a pic  on bangitout.com!!!!
 (does that come with a free trip to Israel?" - Georgi Weinstock, Alum President, Key Westers for Michigan (go blue)
"If only there were some guys like N'sync or backstreet boys on the Westside (who do situps) life would be so much easier - Meredith Paskowitz, Justin Timberlake's new love interest "Thank you for featuring me on your prestigious website. This is almost as good as the photo album I made at Suzanne's Birthday" -  Atara Neuer, Washington Hieghts most artistic Canadian Import
"We will be starting a committee to collect spontaneous reflections about the connection between bangitout and tikun olam. Please join us." - Moshe Bellows, the true voice of everything good on the UWS "mmmmmmmm kosher chili. Yes, I make it from scratch. It beats cholent anyday. Call me for the recipe" - Bruce Wernick,
The UWS's Texas Ranger and world chili champion
"Rooming with Seth in Israel has made me an official banger. But I still don't get why he calls me Tristar?" - Yitz Treitel, world's wackiest website finder and day trade extraordinaire "I'm ok.....No, Im alright....Im having fun......IM GOING HOME" - Ilana Grafstien, Lon's concert partner, and winner, Tannest triathlete contest, Cancun '02
"I was once the same height as the Galenas. Mrs. Green's class...5th grade." - Ami Rosen, Kobe Bryant's #1 lokedog, next to Matt Matkoff photo suggested by arye dworken "I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm too busy doing mitzvos"- Yael Warhaftig , the James Tower's Torah Tour guide
 
"Guess what everyone, I'm ENGAGED!!! Thanks for telling me, Seth" - Suzy Helft, Founder of the Helft-Lieber Archieology Center, and star of the hit movie, Indiana Helft and the lost Drazen
"City of Angels doesn't compare to swinging on the Upper West Side, as long as you don't have a goatee..Joel". - Noah Hartman , Theme song writer, Atlanta's Golden God and always crazy for that girl
"It's not that I am obsessed with you, Dani, it's that I am obsessed with your room...heck what girl isn't?" - Ora Korn, best smile on the west side
"Sorry, can't talk now, need to find someone to tell them I'm engaged!" - Jessica Weller, the original bangitout.com muse and star of the hit TV show, Searching for Rafi Wald
Wait a second, now that I am engaged, I get a rave review? That's it, I'm moving back to Chicago!" - Gila Abrams, Wurtzweiler grad gone wild!
Even though I was 14, I was still grunge....Now, does Arye like me?" - Jessica 'Punky' Russak, the most mature scratchy voiced Shmira Goddess and star of 'Russak in the City'
You'd think that people would of had enough of silly Galenas. I look around bangitout and I see it isn't so"- Jessica 'Wacky Mac' Moore, LA's cutest clumsy Freckled Redhead.. until the end...of...time...
from Brynstein to Brynfeld, NY to LA, Single to married, bangitout still makes me laugh!, well that and Some Girl." Bryna Fiedler, Lon's Smoldering Temptress, Moshe's Spectacular, Spectacular
"Besides playing on the BIO hockey team, I work at a ratings company called Yachad IBCA. Actually, it's now only called Yachad". - Avi Kaplan, West Hempstead youth minyan attendee, age 24
"Contemporary Jewish History starts and ends with one man...and he is Lon Smolensky" - Julie Lieber, West 120's iron chef & our favorite scratchy voiced singer
"Can I get a witness, or a light house...to guide the bangitout hockey team to your heart? - Dave Rappaport shown here with the True slap to his shot
"Since you've never met me, I hope to get a pic that represents the social idiosyncracies of Modern Orthodoxy...i.e. include nudity" - Ahava Leibtag, bangitout's most observant writer (yup, thats a fall mister!)
"For our next themed staurday night party we will be doing a luao, moroccan, 80's, disco, Chanukah, birhtday, chinese auction. I wonder what to wear?" - Tani Shwartz, 'Rutgers 4 ever' President "Our hobbies include spin the bottle, twins trivia, and telling Seth which room each of us live in" - Karen, Robyn and Johanna, The Sagamore Girls
"See, what people do not understand is that Canadians are just nicer versions of Americans who dress well in the winter. What's not to love?" - Akiva Katz, the UWS Canadian's Canadian
"Ok, if we can't all move to Israel now, why don't we start a movement to the next great place...the village!!!" - Tehilla Eisenstadt Moshava nostalgist and Renissance Fair Fanatic
"Because I am new to the UWS I figure if I can make it here, (bangitout.com) I can make it anywhere. It's up to you Bangitout, Bangitout! Go BLUE" - Sarah Chopp, the new kid on the block (joey or jordan)
"Because I know you all miss my mass emails from Cleveland, I've decided to compile them into a book of memoirs entitled... 'The Eric Pinkis Memoirs'...catchy right?" - Eric Pinkis Bagel and Co's biggest sponsor
"I'm like a Galena, except for the fact that I am tall, not balding and have a girlfriend. I too, am also not funny." - Judah Levine, bio Israeli correspondent.
"Lon, can you tell your roommates to calm down..it's just cookies for the firefirghters." - Ruth Samuels, Magen David's Favorite gentile, or Ashkenazic, teacher
"I basically just study alot and take walks. Did you know I named my youngest brother bennett? Cool name right?" - Sally Sultan, Einstien's favorite power walker.
"I'm like a Canadian except I have much better taste in clothing. Ey?" - Adam Berkowitz, Best dressed Canadian Upper West Sider on the UWS
"I can't believe I made the website! I was hoping for Brenda, but Valerie (or a mature Kelly) will do." - Tammy Vardy, Sorority babe of 120 West 97th "It easy to tell the difference, Seth is the more serious and responsible one. I think he is thicker too.Right?" Mimi Kessous, Best ice cream flavor on the West Side
"If you think this site is funny, try going on a cross-country roadtrip with Yachad" - Sarah Galena, Star, Galena Girls Gone Wild! "The best place to be on Saturday night is this really cool place called Synergy. It is Hot!" Abby Kahn, Penn's internet queen
"If we put together an Upper West Side All-Star team, the Galenas would be up way up there....Ummm, that may not be such a good thing." - Etan Walls, Seattle's star buck. "Nachum, I think Suzie would love this website!! If she only knew what the internet was (pranking online?) - Molly Kantar, Gaurdian, Jodi's holy waterbottle
"European Vacations, much like the bangitout.com's Upper West Side followers, must be Wild and Insane" - Josh Katzen, the traveling man, Panopoly Champ, and only person in the west side to have the Summer off
"Im Eshcachaaaich, Yerushalim!...Baby Bye Bye Bye" - Dov Robinson, Chicago's Mony man, Talmudic Term Wizard and Bangitout.com Pro Party Van Dancer
"OZ has the young professionals, Jewish Center has the scene...what's a young handsome, frum, modest lawyer to do?" -Steven Greenfield,, X-President, The 'I wish I was on Bangitout.com Foundation
"Suzy, I still don't understand why Arye was so upset about our little prank. " - Jodi Buchman, Chicago's favorite prankster, QB, Tyrone's wife
"Does bangitout need some PR work? We can focus on the fact that you are twin brothers, with alot of time on your hands" - Michelle Muller, Great Lawn Tabboo Champion
"After Rap's wild wedding, all I can think about is when Liquid Inferno is having their reunion show- that, and have you guys burned those naked pictures of me yet?" - Chanan Tigay, All-Star wingman, the Green Team, JCC Kaiserman
"Our very own Arye Dworken warms up this website" - Elie Haller, Lord and Taylor of the Jewish Center and bass guitar

"The West Side is alot like Staten Island, except the WS is missing CSI, the Marcus's and afforable housing" - Brian Jacobs, sportscaster turned sportsagent turned Chasan
"Even us jewish Minnesotians can enjoy a good chuckle about Teaneck, NY" - Ilana Kobrin, Curt Cobain's long lost twisted kosher sister
"Can I give a shoutout too all the eligible ladies of bangitout and Parker, that west coast bum" - Josh "Kirsh" Kirshenbaum, diamond ninja and Chofetz Chaim guru"
I have something doctors like to call a "Banging" problem. I'm addicted - bangin' atleast 4 or 5 times daily - Torah that is!! Dov Emerson, NCSY Advisor of the Century and Shtick Contest Goddess
"Avi, Jewish, Moche, Goyish" - Avi Moche, most popular jewish male in the world, (translation: in Teaneck/ Englewood area)
"I dont Get this "Kung Fu" stuff, and does bangitout have any Liberal Views?" - Amira "Kung Fu" Saltzman, Techie Ninja and All-Star Meat-Eating Vegetarian!
"You have 10 minutes to get me off the site or else I will release the fiery wrath of hell on bangitout and all its inhabitants!" - Will "Smith" Yagoda, ice cream and Chometz party promoter
"You have 10 minutes to get me off the site or else I will release the fiery wrath of hell on bangitout and all its inhabitants!" - Will "Smith" Yagoda, ice cream and Chometz party promoter

" If banging out ShishKabob on Friday Night is Wrong, I dont Wanna be Right! " - Binyomin Reider, The Greatest Jewish Iron Chef in History and Mazone Veteran

"How come all Philly guys & L.A. guys are so sketchy?... and why are they my best friends?" - David Jerome, Best dressed Michiganer in a little coat

"No, I don't know where Rafi Wald is, but I do know where the next Tahari sample sale is" - Rachel Zahtz , America's favorite Zahtz, (JWeller sold seperately)

"Master's Degree.. Great Job.. Great Girlfriend... Great Orange goatee...if Mrs. Farrior could see me now" - Gabi Grunstien, CEO, The Hungarian Boating & Enviromental Nudists Society

"If you think this site is a riot, try going camping with the Galenas. The 5 second rule does not exist in their world" - Miriam Lasar, Member,G.r.i.t.s. (Girls Rule In The South)
"Punky Glickman? Primetime Glick?.... the galenas have got to get a life... now back to my IMing" - Monica Glickman, Fastest IMer in the West (Side) Elon Zibbit
Shushanna Walsh
"What does this term 'Goldberg, you idiot' mean? Inquiring minds want to know" - Rachel Grossman, Entertainment Weekly and bangitout.com avid reader

"Ok, I do smurfy good deeds, and I have a smurfy voice, but I am much more cuter than smurfette. Maybe Cindy Crawford?" - Jill Goldberg, The Gem of Riverdale

"It's not proper for a bachur to go on the internet, unless it's for Professor Vrettos. Keep it up!" - Ezra Berenholtz, Wurztweiler's biggest Masmid
"We are looking for someone who will work partime and will Instant Messenger fulltime" - Shev Halberstam, Star of TV sitcom "Shev and the City" and bangitout senior recruiter.
"My winter home is in the mountains (Washington Heights) and my summer home is on an island (Staten Island). Can life get any better? - Aaron "Lamb" Roth, An Upper West Side weekend warrior
"Jill, I don't live on the East Side anymore, and I have a real job...that's probably why I'm not at my apartment" - Elie Goldmann, CEO, J-escorts and "Hello Charlie" Fanclub

"Hey rockers, knowing all the words to Evan & Jaron is a great way to pickup 12 year olds.... right Absmo?" - Joel Orgel, Founder, Lonsmo don't be a little Goldberg Foundation.

"Does this website take submissions from Omaha Stylin' Asian Men who wear white hats after Memorial Day? Just wondering. - Josh Gonsher, coolest jew ever (From Omaha) "How can I be yeshivish if I work at Mckinsey and like techno music?" - Deena Novick, senior partner, IloveRutgers.com

"The #1 person least likely to look at this website: Shoshana" - Ilana Adams, Member, Jewish Charlie's Angels (Shoshana, Shira, Ilana) & best laugh (snort) ever

"Yes, my cousin is Shawn, and No, my middle name is not Scoop. Go Orioles!" Rachel Nerissa Elbaum, The Official Journalist of the James Tower ...(PS. Nerissa means "Scoop" in Hebrew)
"Yo, whats up with this 'Dancing Nira' stuff...you've never even seen me dance?"- Nira Golombeck, Upper West Side Rookie of the Year (for dancing)

"You guys already have slut gear, why not bring back the Official Helft twin "slut bands" and bandanas? - Shari Helft, The First Orthodox Jewish Ski Bunny Legend

"Atlanta is made from the best stuff on earth. Coke, the Braves, and Evan & Jaron...what else could a southern gal ask for?" - Allison Rodbell, Best southern cook on the west side.

"SherriShari, do you think Dworken is alittle wierd? I mean the guy buys all these toys and doesn't even like rollerblading or Da Bears? - Will Lennon, jobjumper.com & Wildrose Legend
"The Westmont is a fun place to live! It's like being at summer camp all year round, except with alot more wierd people. - Hillary Menkowitz, Camp Ramah Lifetime Acheivement Award Winner

"So what if I like Jewish music?... The only way to meet chicks back in Baltimore was to listen to MBD and learn to play the drums. - David Kessler, thinnest man on the west side & Culture Club G-d

"Allan, if Gila and Izzy can use their Hebrew names, well than so can I"- Chaya Gordon Burstyn, the artist formerly known as Karen Nicole.

"A Bedouin tent motif decorated with Roman busts, and open windows is my type of party Eytan Apter, member, the royal we. Part-time Angel of Death

"Comon, Get Back on "D" Matkoff, step it up like Charles Junior. Lets win this one for Rabbi Yankelevitz! " - Gary Strong, Pheonix One Defensive End, and bangitout legal counsel

"I like to wear sparkles....ummm, alot?"
Tobi "sparkles" Oppenheimer, spooky eyed party gal and swim team captain
"Perfect Birthday: ArtsNCrafts,Ice Cream Sundaes and the Bangitout Party Van!" - Suri Grusgott, Free to Be You and Me Canadian, with a Philly twist. "I have no clue what I'm doing on this site...Korn you're dead "
Siona Listokin,
Amain in the Membrane, 'Blind Date' Contestant Winner
"2am...Need to study, need to study, Need..... KD french fries." - Rivka Friedman, Einstien Slacker "Hello Everyone!"
Ezra Fass,
Tanach loving programmer & funniest man alive.
"I hava great idea, why don't we expand Flower.com out to Beantown!" - Nachum Palefski, Miamonides Basketball & Rabbi Hirsh Legend, #33 "Oh Shwarma....I didn't see Almost Famous. Rav Eli, it's Tuesday, let's go rent it!!" - Jason Rozen, Reishit Gadol in training
"I need a drink already and it's not even noon...I think Midreshet can use one too" - Brooke Klein, jamestower.com
"Yes, I am an accountant...but an accountant with a goatee" - Dan Friedlander Staten Island rulez!
" Will, do you have a cup of sugar we can borrow?" - Allan Gordon Burstyn the ultimate Frisbee King
"Now, who do I like more, Sheemon or Zibitt?" - Roseland Joshua,
Jr. developer, pics.html

"Rav Kahn says excersize (and a nice tan) is very important for the nefesh" - Jason Finlkestien , YU Smicha Student

I can't wait for more fascinating updates from Milner and Elysha via email!" - Alisa Weinberger, the 'Canada is Dry' fund

"Peter, you're an idiot." - Avi Stien, the marrying man

"I've heard owners usually resemble their dogs, isn't that right Drakie?" -David Zigelman, CanadaISgayEh?.com

"We are alot like Sessions at West 54th St., except with a better singer"- Donnie Weinstock, Internet visionary and partime singer

"The class I am teaching is called, 'Coed Naked Talmud...Lessons for our Times'- Michael "superninjas" Zauderer, SeferahBeard@Frisch.com

"Our favorite Passover food is artichokes, but without all those tasty breadcrumbs. How cute are we?" -Dina Gilchinsky and Adam Loskove, Freaks and Geeks.com

"Ok, so who do I look like? please email me and tell me!" - Midreshset Marlene Litt , Kareoke Queen

"Sorry Lon, you can't borrow my power tools"- BECKA Kentor, The girl next door....to Millstien, Kirshenbaum & Lon.

"If you like my pic..I'll be in NY this summer.. - Andy Goldberg, Star of TV Sitcom, 'Goldberg, You Idiot'
"Kiddush is not the only thing I am good at..." - Steve Katchen , Kiddush Club President
"I miss Reishit, and skanking " -Noach Bernstien, Duker's Second Favorite Noah

"Raise your hands if you like poetry, eh?" - Ilan Rubinstien, Real Estate tycoon Canadian rock star

"Jody is going to be soo jealous that I got on the site! Don't I look like Sarah Jessica Parker?" - Tamar Tuchman , Stern Tennis Team Captain
"Trust me, chicks dig acapella" - Ezra Marbach, Investment Chazan
"I sure do dig guys who sing acapella! (perferably from texas) Yehhaaw" -Shira Lipsky, an original dixie chick
"Sorry, I can't go to bangitout.com - I'm married ...and gay" - Eric Ehrenhaus, FilmmakerDay Trader
"Of course I'm on the website, I was the MVP of the Israeli football league." - Jason Katzenstein , the 'I Wish I Went to HAFTR Foundation'
"Are you guys hiring.....in Rome? Did you know I play the harp, and enjoy Canada?" - Elysha Vigneri, Quitter.com
"If you have any questions about the minyan or the website, email askwendyd@yahoo.com" -Wendy Dworkin , The WD Network

"bangitout.com is the best thing that's happened to me since getting engaged -Ben Skydell, Rabbi Simon Chassid

"Bangs?  Not with my new bangitout.com haircut!" - Erica Wolf , Roommate of the Bride

"The site is very good...Don't mess with Texas: R'shute or Chovah?" - Lon Smolensky , United Airlines Steward, Flight Attendant

"This is the most original concept since The 'Donut Connection' " - Amy Lev , CampRamah.com

Yes, we will be having hot cider at the Chanukah Chagiga - Jessica Weller, Chicago

"I can't believe they put this stupid picture on the website. Doesn't even look like me!" - Sheemon Zackai, Med Student

"I'm arye, and I like music. I also like comic books". - Arye Dworken, Linden, NJ

"Damm Baby, My first name is Parker, and my last name is Michael!" - Michael Parker, Philly, Los Angeles, CA

"It's bang time baby!" - Tom Carroll, Malvern, PA
"This website is much better than Survivor" - Rebecca Samson, Good HouseKeeping Magazine
"No Comment" - Seth Galena, Fan, Bangitout.com
"The new Music section really gives me a dose of good wholesome music - David Rappaport, The LP
"4 out of 5 dentists recommend bangitout.com" -Jesse Schaffzin, Cheltenham Grad w/ Bibi. <